Kugs and Hisses by Shel Silverstein
Runny said, “I’m lonesome,
I feel so glad and soomy.
I need some kugs and hisses-
Now, who’s gonna give’em to me?”
“I will,” said Polly Dorkupine,
“‘Cause you’re cute as a rug in a bug.”
Said Runny, “Well, I’ll kake the tiss,
But never hind the mug.”
